THE INTERNET - A writer of the Scope has published an article on the brave battles made against internet robots trying to sell porn to 9-year olds. The members of this anti-robot brigade were not completely righteous, however; some methods used to destroy the robots involved mimicking internet police, a charge that would land the anonymous heroes years in jail with no chance for parole. While no proof was given except for an example of the robot's work, the Scope claims they "pissed off" the robots and then routed them from their evil lairs. The Smudge had previously believed that robots had no emotions, but, alas, this is not so.
In other news, a member of the Scope had salsa put on his head. His response to this peculiar act was to stain the perpetrator's 40 dollar jacket with the same salsa; no charges have been pressed yet.
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